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[flangirl]

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4/9/20

[flangirl]

{from here}

1. making cat noises will not fix the situation

2. well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you

3. you wrapped yourself in tinfoil and told us you were iron man. i have pictures

4. so apparently i tried texting you last night to tell you i wasnt coming home, but all i had typed were lyrics from evita

5. look if youre not going to be mine and take care of my needs, im going to fuck your sister

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[flangirl]

{continued from here}

oh, keep your scarf on, silly. he talks about how all ladies are lovely and perfect and deserve the entire world, its very sweet.

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[guardog]

[he always does. literally.]

if you're fine with it and he makes you happy... then i'm satisfied.

[flangirl]

girls do deserve to be treated as sweetly as he treats them, so id be madder if he stopped. nami and robin promise hes been doing it forever and never asked for anything more than a kiss on the cheek. and he stopped that with them once we started dating <3

[guardog]

treating women with respect and kindness is different than lecherous displays, pudding. he should be loyal to you with eyes only for his bride. that is my opinion.

[flangirl]

he is!! he can call other ladies pretty and kiss the backs of their hands without wanting to cart them off.

[guardog]

i agree. but the stories i've heard about him would suggest otherwise. still, if anyone can catch his heart, it's you.

[p0isonpink]

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If it happens, I demand pictures.

As for the next party... I could be persuaded. If nothing else, I'd be interested to see what they concoct.